Over the years we've accumulated a fair amount of stray t-shirts here at United Pixelworkers HQ—misprints, mislabels, experiments, collaborations, sizes or designs that didn't sell, the occasional tiny stain or hole, or even shirts from our archives that we don't feel like saving anymore. All very wearable, mind you, but nothing we'd sell for full price, so we're offering them to you at a *steep* discount. Worst case scenario, you get a cheap American Apparel shirt in great condition. Best case, well, some of our all-time best sellers might just be coming to you at a steep discount. C'mon, spin the wheel of mystery. Big money, no whammies.
Sorry, we cannot accept returns on Mystery Shirts.